A while back I emailed the Sports Guy and suggested some sort of contest where the winner could hang with him for a day, visit the SG Mansion, provide input on an article, visit the local Starbucks with him, etc. I guess he didn't grab it, but I've got a new suggestion.

In his article today he talks a lot about his wife, how she will pick against him this year, how she argues that he makes up all of the quotes he attributes to her, but he says she made them, just has forgotten due to her college days, too many Dead and Phish concerts, etc. In light of that, I'm suggesting a contest where the winner gets to hang with the Sports Gal all day long and make fun of Bill. She can tell wild stories of how lazy he is, the truth behind the articles, are his buddies real or did he just make them up, etc. How could this miss. Screw meeting and hanging with the Sports Guy, the Sports Gal is the new thing.